You Don't Know Jack Doe

Jack Doe:
Professional Wizard

We may even find out why the duck billed platipus…

not why it is anything, just why it is.

—   

Terry Pratchett

"The Last Continent"

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cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

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edwardspoonhands:

Who the hell wants to go to Westeros? Like…”Y’know what I want…some place where the bounty of the long-summer has been squandered and Winter is Coming..a place where your closest friends are either being shipped off to war or are already dead. And if there was an army of fucking frozen zombies riding undead elephants, bears, and direwolves, beating down the border, that would also be awesome…”

Seriously? Who would want to go to any of these places. Narnia will have bible thumping beavers breathing down your throat. Hogwarts is one of the most unsafe schools in the world, and i don’t want to be treated like a second class citizen just cause i wasn’t born with magic powers. Wonderland is just terrifying. Everyone probably smells like shit in Camelot. Too old for Neverland. Middle Earth may be nice to visit but i wouldn’t want to live there. The only place i’d actually feel nice visiting is Westeros, and you know why, cause i wouldn’t be a main character, and in Game of Thrones, only bad things happen to main characters.   

edwardspoonhands:

Who the hell wants to go to Westeros? Like…”Y’know what I want…some place where the bounty of the long-summer has been squandered and Winter is Coming..a place where your closest friends are either being shipped off to war or are already dead. And if there was an army of fucking frozen zombies riding undead elephants, bears, and direwolves, beating down the border, that would also be awesome…”

Seriously? Who would want to go to any of these places. Narnia will have bible thumping beavers breathing down your throat. Hogwarts is one of the most unsafe schools in the world, and i don’t want to be treated like a second class citizen just cause i wasn’t born with magic powers. Wonderland is just terrifying. Everyone probably smells like shit in Camelot. Too old for Neverland. Middle Earth may be nice to visit but i wouldn’t want to live there. The only place i’d actually feel nice visiting is Westeros, and you know why, cause i wouldn’t be a main character, and in Game of Thrones, only bad things happen to main characters.   

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shizukasmack:

therevtimes:

No. 168 “The Unarmed” 

Rest In Peace…

to Michael Brown, John Crawford, Eric Garner, Trayvon Martin, Renisha McBride, Oscar Grant, Sean Bell And the countless other lives that have been taken away from this world due to prejudice.

And an honor to the many people in Ferguson standing up, fighting, hoping that some kind of justice can be had in the midst of chaos.

At last, a new Revolutionary Times comic has arrived. 

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seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

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oarsis:

superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

DEAR MY FATHER

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ATTENTION

madvlogz:

savanaugh:

souleaterunlimited:

savanaugh:

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance 

good.

holy shit you’re really doing it

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kanayoshiko:

sic burn

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