Who the hell wants to go to Westeros? Like…”Y’know what I want…some place where the bounty of the long-summer has been squandered and Winter is Coming..a place where your closest friends are either being shipped off to war or are already dead. And if there was an army of fucking frozen zombies riding undead elephants, bears, and direwolves, beating down the border, that would also be awesome…”
Seriously? Who would want to go to any of these places. Narnia will have bible thumping beavers breathing down your throat. Hogwarts is one of the most unsafe schools in the world, and i don’t want to be treated like a second class citizen just cause i wasn’t born with magic powers. Wonderland is just terrifying. Everyone probably smells like shit in Camelot. Too old for Neverland. Middle Earth may be nice to visit but i wouldn’t want to live there. The only place i’d actually feel nice visiting is Westeros, and you know why, cause i wouldn’t be a main character, and in Game of Thrones, only bad things happen to main characters.
(Source: weheartit.com, via quoi-le-quark)
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